Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.
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Get the retroed mug.retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the anus, meant to look like a turtle in hiding
the opposite of a silent duck
the opposite of a silent duck
"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.
"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.
"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.
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Get the retarted mug.The love of vintage technology and retro visions of the future, most commonly from the mid to late 1900's with special focus on the 80's and early 90's.
Humerously cumbersome, oddly obsolete, or completely pointless and time consuming to use, these devices were often hailed in their time as being modern and futuristic while in retrospect seeming like a large waste of time.
Most often seen (and celebrated) in older movies dealing with cutting edge (for their time) technology, or Futuristic devices.
Humerously cumbersome, oddly obsolete, or completely pointless and time consuming to use, these devices were often hailed in their time as being modern and futuristic while in retrospect seeming like a large waste of time.
Most often seen (and celebrated) in older movies dealing with cutting edge (for their time) technology, or Futuristic devices.
Johnny's cellphone was ringing, he reached to the back seat of his Delorean for the handy briefcase weighing only 14 lbs, the latest in portable technology and completely Retrotechno!
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based on a real life experience not even kidding someone said retarted one time before
based on a real life experience not even kidding someone said retarted one time before
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