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testicle repellant

when a girl is so ugly, obnoxious or slutty, any guy will cringe at the mere thought of this girl, hence the action of repelling testicles
you want to invite EMMA??? ew no, she's über testicle repellant.
by Adam Henaghan September 2, 2007
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pussy repellent

Any object, person or behaviour that is not appreciated by females and that is likely to negatively affect the chance of play
by dchill May 23, 2010
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slippery repeat

1) After sex, it is the waiting time(medically known as the refractory period) until the guy is ready to "practice his craft all over again." In most cases both parties are still slippery and sticky from the first time, so he just slides it in and repeats the process. Best outcome is that the dude knows what he's doing and the woman doesn't get to annoyed.

2) Doing something again even though the first time was a complete and total failure. Unfortunately this time, it is even worse.
1) Girl: What are you doing back there?

Dude: Ya up for a slippery repeat? I know I am!"

2) Dude #1 "What the hell is he doing here? Didn't he smash into some cars and fuck them all up?"

Dude #2 "He sure as fuck did. Guess he's a slippery repeater and must learn the hard way."

Dude #1 "A slippery repeater and an asshole? Great combo!"
by The MI Shocker December 4, 2013
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Repeater

1) Someone who never has ideas or opinions of their own. Instead uses those of other people. In fear of their ideas or opinions being stupid. Also because if their "opinions" and "ideas" are attacked its not really their opinion or idea so they have more comfort. Or they are just huge conformists who are usually too lazy to learn about something and form an opinion on it themselves.

2) Someone who says the same thing over, tells stories multiple times, when they were only funny the first time. Or uses the same joke all the time.

How to tell if someone is the first type of repeater.

1) They express strong opinions, yet have one or two things to back it up, nothing else.
2) They never explain their copied opinions.
1)
person: Have you heard of Iron Maiden?
repeater: Who are they?
person: A Metal band.
person2: They suck.
repeater: Yeah they suck!

2)
person: Get off, I really don't want you on me.
repeater: Thats what she said.
group: HAHAHA!
person: That was awesome.
repeater: Thats what she said.
group: hahaha...
person: That one wasn't that good.
repeater: Thats what she said.
group: Shut the fuck up.
by joe725 December 25, 2007
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rerealize

to realize something for the second time around, whether it be something you already knew, or something you should have known due to common sense. Usually it's something you let slip from your mind that some one or something makes you realize.
Michael Jackson's death made all the retards in the world rerealize the impact on music and dance he had, for us true fans we already knew.
by D. all of the above June 27, 2009
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shark repellent bat spray

A substance stored in an aerosol can used to repel both living and explosive and/or inflatable sharks. It is often found on bat-helicopters or whereever Batman thinks it would come in handy.
Batman finds himself with a inflatable, explosive shark latched to his leg.

Batman: Robin! Get me the shark repellent bat spray!
by TheGammaGeek May 25, 2011
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Penis Repellent

A natural repellent that certain females tend to excrete. It causes males to be driven away from said female, resulting in her lack of sex. Examples of penis repellent are but are not limited to: being but ugly, smelling like rancid pussy, or even if she is the sexiest person you've ever seen, she may be a total bitch. That alone qualifies as instant penis repellent
Rndm Guy: Look! I don't care how fucking sexy you may be, you need to drop that bitch attitude if you ever want to stop excreting penis repellent!!!!! *Sexy chick flashes tits* Rndm Guy: Your wish is my command...
by Xero _ Manifest January 20, 2011
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