Pounded like a rented gerbil

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

renertainment

Beyond entertainment; Of or relating to the life and times of Ren Dey. A combination of sitcoms and reality tv. The unpredictability of real life combined with the formulaic stupidity of syndicated television.

Oliver - "So I called the Deys yesterday, and they said Ren couldn't hang cuz he was in school.."

Ross - "What? It's June."

Oliver - "I know!"

Ross - "Now THAT is Renertainment."

by Rennerz August 20, 2006

rener

A species of human with supernatural abilities causing them to overcome any life obstacle. An intelligent breed of humanity that have an uncanny ability to prevail against all odds and succeed beyond measure. Common physical appearances include that of a lion about to pounce. An eagle zooming in on prey. And eyes like that of a tiger after it has satisfied its appetite with the capture of a worthy opponent.

I wish I were apart of the Rener lineage. Man! Did you see that Rener pass by? Me either. Those Rener's sure are slick individuals!

by CharliGirlsMOM September 21, 2013

rennering

The act of ruining one's computer by installing unnecessary applications because they seem "interesting".

I was rennering yesterday and ended up installing 1200 viruses, but it was worth this free application I torrented!

by crazywillbear January 19, 2021

Rentrat

A Rent fan who, back in the day, spent hours waiting online to get $20 front row tickets to see the show. Tickets were given on a first come basis, so you had to be there really early in the morning, and you purchased the tickets around 6pm. Now replaced with a 'lottery', which only requires you to show up 2 hours early and numbers/names are drawn from a hat. A true Rentrat sat four hours in the extreme cold, the extreme heat, the rain, the snow, etc., all for the love of the show.

Tourist: "Look at those poor homeless kids."
Rentrat: "We're not homeless, we're Rentrats."

by themiserychick2000 December 10, 2009

rencer

the act of not doing something when you earlier said you would.

yo dude you totally renced us, it's not cool to rencer.

by alexravens August 13, 2012

Renert

A term used to describe a safe place for disabled and mentally ill individuals.

"Don't talk to that guy he hangs out in a renert."

by jacksonsmith833 February 7, 2022