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release the penguins

1. To seriously fuck up

2. To act quickly without thought.

This phrase began during the Great Smoky Mountain wildfires of November, 2016. The Ripley’s Aquarium in Galtlinburg, TN was in danger of catching on fire and the community was concerned about the welfare of the animals inside the establishment. During the fire, a small group of online-self-proclaimed-animal-experts strongly suggested that the penguins be released out into the wild for safety. Seriously, think about that for a minute – the penguins should be released into a forest fire to take care of themselves – can you picture how that would really work? How long would a penguin last in a forest fire?
"Wow, I can’t believe that I stabbed myself in the eye with a fork, I really released the penguins on that one. "

"Look, this is important – so, don’t release the penguins."
by d_swice November 29, 2016
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Release The Bogus

Before you release the beast, occasionally you need to release the bogus. It makes you a better fighter.
Release the Bogus! Crunch... DUDE?!
by Harmanecha June 17, 2009
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Reheapification

The process by which one simplifies a heap tree.
Professor: "You simplify a Heap Tree with reheapification."
Student: "Wait, did you /just/ make that up?"
by All That Jazz March 31, 2009
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Early Release

When the school day is shortened for some reason, letting the students leave early and in a better mood.
Student: "We have early release today? YES!"
by Early Release October 20, 2014
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releasing the demons

Furious masturbation from pent up sexual frustration.
Aiden hadn't been laid in three years. He was too busy playing WOW to find a girlfriend. So when a female avatar in the game got half naked and danced, he began releasing the demons. Now his keyboard suffers from stickeys.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
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Fukushima Release Valve

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.
I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.
by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021
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Rebeat

This refers to when you beat up someone that you had already beat up recently.
I knocked that asshole the fuck out and then i shouted at his unconscious cunt to apologize!..but he did not answer so i had to rebeat his stupid ass!!
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
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