Rektifier

A play on words for 'rectifier' where the subject is now 420.69% more MLG than previously possible.

Person 1: Prepare to get #rektified m8! For I am the rektifier! xDD

Person 2: WTF does that even mean??

by Xx_The precocious kid_xX June 8, 2015

rectified

The act of becoming erect in an unusual manner.

Cici was totally rectified by that message.

by Grace Dorsey November 10, 2007

rectifier

when the process of recting goes wrong (usualy concerned with rookies). the rectifier must then step in to control the situation and rectify the runt. essentialy, the rectifier rectifies a careless rect of a runt so that it is runtable.

"what the fuck, these skins have come apart!"
"good job they call me the rectifier then init rookie"

by daVilse August 30, 2005

Riptified

When your so high you can't do nothing but sit there arms out and legs side by side.

"After smoking that hash I'm too riptified to do anything."

by Daze2313 December 18, 2008

Retrified

enlightened and or dignified

when i wrote the song, i felt retrified

by the retrified one August 7, 2009

Reptified

when you get your first reptile and you just get addicted.

got my first reptile the other day, i was reptified

by fiddiosous September 30, 2012

immediatal rectified stench

immediatal rectafied stench
A mix between immediate,rectum, and stench
Meaning when a person farts their fart will smell immediatly and it will smell like shit

Fart
"Dude..Did you just fart?
"Yeah immediatal rectified stench!"
"Damn you tub-tits"

by FRenchporker August 15, 2009