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by JoshieHubStudios December 28, 2020
Get the realistify mug.That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.
Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.
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Get the realistic smurf cat mug.A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.
My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!
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Get the Realisticist mug.when you think someone you see in public is attractive but not like hollywood or hollywood-adjacent attractive.
friend one: woah that person over there's really hot! don't you think?
friend two: yeah but they're no ryan reynolds or margot robbie.
friend one: oh obviously but you know, they're like, realistically attractive.
friend two: yeah but they're no ryan reynolds or margot robbie.
friend one: oh obviously but you know, they're like, realistically attractive.
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