National Announce Your COVID Results Day

National Announce Your COVID Results Day is January 3rd. This is a day to announce your COVID results and not gatekeep them like a bitch.

Troll #1: Omg did you guys here that it’s National Announce Your COVID Results day??

Troll #2: Oh yeah, that means that bitch should finally tell us her results.

by armanie69 January 3, 2022

2024 Election results

The biggest dissapointment the world has seen since Dollar Tree went to $1.25! Trust me, it is. It will be talked about till the end of time, I will tell my nieces and nephews, they will tell their kids and siblings kids, who will tell their kids and siblings kids, and so on. They will all tell about the dissapointment of the results of the election. From Trump winning, to Bernie winning, to Issue 1 failing, it's pretty clear why this election will be one to remember. Mark my words! Spread it from next generation to the next! Thank you.

Me: "MAN the 2024 Election results was dissapointing!"

by REDBOSS2008 November 24, 2024

2024 Election results

A big W for the republicans where everything went their way. Generations from now, fellow republicans will tell the story about how they won.

Not me: "The 2024 Election Results were so good!"

by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024

Hyper-slavery of Results

A form of hyper‑slavery focused solely and exclusively on measurable outcomes, where the worker is valued only for their capacity to produce results (output, metrics, deliverables) while every other dimension of their existence—health, time, dignity, relationships—is treated as irrelevant or as an obstacle to be minimized. It is hyper‑slavery because the extraction is total, but it operates through performance metrics rather than direct coercion. Workers are trapped not by chains but by algorithms that track output, platforms that rate productivity, and economic precarity that makes any failure to produce results a threat to survival. The “results” themselves are often arbitrary, subject to goalpost‑moving, and designed to be just out of reach.

Hyper-slavery of Results Example: “The gig platform measured her every second—delivery time, customer rating, acceptance rate—and if any metric slipped, she was deactivated. Hyper‑slavery of results: her whole existence reduced to numbers she could never fully control.”

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 30, 2026

Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results

This is normally written in a leaving card, birthday card, scratched onto the side of a car.._
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..

Cunt of a boss getting his/her leaving card in which Jonny wrote ‘Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results!’
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!

by WiTnERE September 30, 2020

election result

The conclusion to the democratic process employed by various locals said to represent the will of the people. It is often achieved through a process known as counting, whereby a perceived majority claims victory over the perceived minority (please note that actual numbers are seldom referenced until they have been placed into the appropriate provisional ballot box where they are deemed as false votes and duly discarded until the desired result has been achieved).

Ted: Hey, did you hear that Obama won the election in New Mexico?

Ralph: Really? What was the election result?

Ted: All of the delegates went to Hillary.

by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008

resluts

Results of a google search cooincidentally producing a large amount of links to pornographic sites.

Since I was heading to Prague for a holiday, I decided to do a little research. Unfortunately, a search on google for "Czech webcams" produced far too many resluts.

by Frantic February 21, 2004