A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration. Usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. Oddly, given the separation of church and state that we're supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. Everyone from your local meth dealer to Manuel Noriega, Dictator of Panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly "oldest ones in the book".
typical jailhouse conversion:
Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail.
Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....
Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail.
Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....
by Madmann October 10, 2005
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by Bulldog March 10, 2007
Get the Jailhouse Wallet mug.Insane and irreparable damage to one's asshole. Mostly likely to occur in jail, from a huge black man named Bubba with his massive black dick.
Bubba: I'm about to give you a Jailhouse C-Section, prepare your asshole.
Max: What are you going to do to me?!
Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.
Max: What are you going to do to me?!
Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.
by SSuresh November 3, 2012
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by Me116 November 3, 2012
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"i'm trying to quit smoking, could i just hit the jailhouse off your cig?"
"damn that toblerone looks good as hell, can i take the jailhouse off that?"
"before you cache that bowl, lemme try and hit the jailhouse."
"damn that toblerone looks good as hell, can i take the jailhouse off that?"
"before you cache that bowl, lemme try and hit the jailhouse."
by chaz boyle September 25, 2006
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