ROFL Stomp

To be completely destroyed by something.

I made out with a girl and his boyfriend rofl stomped me.

by Clinton Rachel January 22, 2009

roflwomp

Something so funny that you roll on the floor laughing at something that happened to someone else. Specifically something that is such an absolute fail it is deemed womp worthy.

(After his first one night stand) Bro- Dude she texted me saying that she got the pill and is erasing my number...
*roflwomp*

by roflJON May 15, 2010

roflomp

an abbreviation for Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out My Penis

lad 1: *funny joke*'

lad 2 (thinking wow that's hilarious): 'ROFLOMP'

by scottieLAD August 4, 2011

roflsmp

rolling on floor laughing shitting my pants

After watching SNL...
ROFLSMP!

by qwerty24242 February 24, 2011

Roflstork

Laughter upon being asked where babies come from.

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mother: ROFLSTORK, you are not yet old enough to know this, now go eat your mung, you insolent child.

by Georgetheone April 18, 2008

roflstomped

getting beat so bad in something that its funny

i got in a fight and roflstomped the guy he didnt even have a chance

by alzo1 December 7, 2009

Rofflestomp

A saying used by really 1337 gamers. When someone gets rofflestomped, you know they got pwnt pretty hard, AND it was funny. Used in Counter-Strike frequently.

*Guy gets rofflestomped*
D00d #1 "Lawl roffle he just got rofflestomped"
D00d #2 "Pwnt it was h4x t00"

by CapnJazz1 December 9, 2008