roflwomp 

Something so funny that you roll on the floor laughing at something that happened to someone else. Specifically something that is such an absolute fail it is deemed womp worthy.

(After his first one night stand) Bro- Dude she texted me saying that she got the pill and is erasing my number...
*roflwomp*

roflwomp by roflJON May 15, 2010

Roflromper 

MimiSo(7:48:48 AM): let's boycott not-p's!
SusanB(7:48:59 AM): ABSO FREAKIN LUTELP
SusanB (7:59:44 AM): LYLAP
SusanB(7:59:49 AM): love ya like a penis
MimiSo (8:04:12 AM): SHIMMY!
SusanB (8:04:26 AM): PIGMY!
MimiSo (8:04:50 AM): shpimpy
SusanB (8:04:52 AM): GRIMPIMPY
SusanB(8:07:48 AM): roflekoptah
SusanB (8:08:04 AM): roflromper
MimiSo (8:08:05 AM): raw ful kop tur
SusanB(8:08:16 AM): ruffle chips

Pretty much, the definition is ruffle chips

If susan b was susan ba she'd have an osm roflromper homie

Roflromper by MimiSoVishnuNeolithicShimmierr January 1, 2009

roflwemp

Rolling On The Floor Laughing While Eating Mashed Potatoes.

girl: "Love at first sight is like instant mashed potatoes".

guy: "Omfg! roflwemp."

roflwemp by drewski3222 March 3, 2011

roflomp

an abbreviation for Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out My Penis

lad 1: *funny joke*'

lad 2 (thinking wow that's hilarious): 'ROFLOMP'

roflomp by scottieLAD August 4, 2011