roflmaonaise

roflmaonaise is a variation or roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my ass off). The naise at the end makes it appear that the person has written mayonaise, which is completely random. This is usually used to steal crowds of laughing people from a comedic person in a chat. This is can also be a gamble, because if the typer of said new joke does not work, he is shunned and booed and wtf-ed.

larrycabledude:. . .and that went down faster than a bottole of vodka at couryney love's house.
chatter1:lol
chatter2:lol
chatter3:lol
XxjokestealerxX:roflmaonaise!
chatter1: wtf???
chatter1:rofl
chatter2:rofl
chatter3:rofl

by Slatte September 17, 2006

roflmaostc

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off scaring the cat.

damn, that dude plugged the usb connectors into the firewire headers on the motherboard... 12v of pure destruction killed my iPod and usb thumbdrive :(

-roflmaostc

by samorost March 15, 2007

roflmaoapmwptp

Online Lingo for:

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Pissing Myself While Playing The Piano

Friend: *tells joke*
You: roflmaoapmwptp

by soadfreak33 January 21, 2004

ROFLMAOAY

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
My
Arse/ass
Off
At
You

A: Im emo AND an American.
B: ROFLMAOAY!!!*points* FAG!

by jeff24 June 10, 2005

roflmaobtcuts

Rollin On floor laughing my ass off biting the carpet unable to stop

1 guy: dude guess what!
2 guy: WHAT!?
1 guy: im gonna eat a hamster! xD
2 guy: roflmaobtcuts

by arnegrimm January 30, 2008

roflmaobama

Before the election, what you said if you were a hardcore Obama fan.

"OH GOD, OBAMA'S PENIS IS 2 INCHES... FROM THE FLOOR!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!"

by crazyface123444321 January 24, 2009

roflmaobama

To be such a hardcore Obama fan you name internet lingo after him.

"THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT JOBAMA'S BLUEBERRY!!!!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!!!!"

by CrazyVengeance January 27, 2009