Rod

NOT an erect penis. Yes, this is actually a person's name.

"Rod was so pissed off when he saw all the definitions for 'Rod' on urbandictionary all had to do with a penis, so he made his own defintion."

by Mitsah G April 06, 2010

A-Rod

v. To Slap Balls.

n. Highest payed player in baseball who has not won a World Series pennant, nor has won a League Pennant, nor has had any significant postseason success, nor can fight like a man, and... he slaps balls.

You better not touch me with that ball, I'll freakin A-Rod that ball!!!

by Corbs February 11, 2005

Rodding

Sexual intercourse inolving at least one man. Or at least one dildo.

The Captain had dropped his soap, and the chap winced. When the instruction came to pick it up, he knew he was in for another rodding.

by Will Bowen October 06, 2004

Rod

A very big or long penis Cock Dick

Fuckin hell hes got a right Rod

by Matty d 16 December 09, 2008

rod

A slang term for penis

Vadim has a microscopic "rod"!!!

by r3n October 28, 2002

Rod

A spectacular guy who dizzies himself in swivel chairs, brings high-powered bouncy balls to work, builds snowmen in the middle of the driveway, gets mad when he can't see his forehead, and hates green beans. A hazel-eyed, creative, evil genius who has an incomparable ability to make you feel like a woman. If you haven't met a Rod-type yet, your life automatically sucks.

I wish my dad were a rod.

Our daughter's dating Rod and we couldn't be happier.

by Tuny Snigglefritz February 05, 2010

A-ROD

Example of what an overpaid salary can buy which dont add up to shit cause the individual is a worthless piece of fucking shit!!!

Boy that A-ROD really sucks!!!

by CYN1CAL MIKE August 07, 2009