When one has been so conditioned to associate the laxative effects of coffee with one's morning constitutional, that the mere smell of bean juice abrewin' triggers a need to poo.
James was trying to compose a quick email while his coffee was brewing, but the rich smell of his French roast triggered a Pavlovian poo response, forcing him to run to the bathroom.
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The immediate consequences of a response.
Shit that happens when you say something that you shouldn't have said.
Shit that happens when you say something that you shouldn't have said.
Peter: So, as soon as I responded with the N-word; all those black people threw rocks at me.
Joan: You should have kept your mouth closed if you didn't want to deal with the responsequnces.
Joan: You should have kept your mouth closed if you didn't want to deal with the responsequnces.
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A) you suck like a bitch on a pension
B) gays response
A) fuck you
B) gays response
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B) gays response
A) fuck you
B) gays response
Repeat as necessary
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The Incident Response Unit or the IRU at the University is incredible! They fixed my problems and made sure that they never happened again.
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Honey, I know we have 58 rolls of toilet paper, but I had a massive Pooplovian Response to buy one more package when I saw it on the shelves!
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Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:
(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"
(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"
(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"
(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"
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