Milky Qweef

When the girl cum and farts from her pussy at the same time.

Dude 1: Dude i heard you did that girl yesturday

Dude 2: Yea, after i was done she did a milky qweef all over my dick.

by Migetguy May 18, 2011

qweef circle

A qweef circle is an event that occurs when a group of females join to learn how to qweef. Commonly one or two girls are experienced in the art and help enlighten the others. This event is most common with the curious High School girl.

After her parents left, Susie made her friends gather in a qweef circle so she could show them how to qweef.

The pillow was centered in the middle of the qweef circle, acting as the biscuit to catch the vaginal farts.

by Sir Narbsalot March 2, 2009

order of the qweef

In law school terms, a group of individuals resoundingly agreed by the student body to constitute the biggest dorks and douchebags in the school

Dude, did you see Kenneth trying to answer every question in Contracts today? He is so Order of the Qweef.

by Slatchman1 April 18, 2008

the qweef crew

The qweef crew is a nickname givin to the new ghost busters crew by fans of the series. Notoriously know for ruin a very famous movie series.

"I can't believe what they did with the new ghost busters, it's turned into nothing But the qweef crew!

by Tittyspanker47 March 24, 2017

qweef log

A small schedule of how many times a woman has qweefed.

Hey Sandy, did you make a new qweef log today?

by Ermac1234 July 23, 2008

Qweef Cookie

1. adj. a foul smelling gas in or around the vagina
2. a rather distasteful or vulgar individual. 3. Random insult

Screw you qweef cookie" , " Stop being such a pussy you qweef cookie

by Craig F. Christ October 12, 2010

man qweef

When a man farts like a pussy

Damn David!!! Did drop a man qweef just now?

by David Nealy April 9, 2016