Qwaffet

A person who likes to have sex but does not experience it as something intimate. They do not understand the concept of sex with intimacy, when they have sex, it’s just sex without an emotional connection. They can have an emotional connection to the person they are having sex with, but does not see sex as something that would define a part as the relationship. They simply do not understand what sex has to do in a relationship, they do not define sex as something intimate.

“What do you mean she’s a Qwaffet? The hell is that?”

“It means she doesn’t see sex as something intimate.”
“What? Isn’t that asexual?”
“She 100% likes sex, but she wouldn’t define it as something intimate. To her sex is just a form of pleasure, nothing more.”

“I still don’t get it”
“Me neither, mate”

by Oi mate, I’m out of peanuts :( July 28, 2018

quafflecopter

spinning and shooting randomly

"my quafflecopter goes powpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowwpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpow

by LEGIT Dil February 11, 2009

Quaffle

For non-muggles, a quaffle is in fact a waffle that has been saturated with queefs. Usually occuring in breakfast resturants with tainted food.

Dog, I went to Denny's and the waitress destroyed my grand slam breakfast by giving me quaffles instead of frenchtoast.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

Quaffle

When she pussy farts at the breakfast table.

She thought the pancakes were awful then she's let out a quaffle

by shanagains9211 August 13, 2022

douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.

by SkarletAngel May 16, 2014

Septillion Quaffle

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.

“Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”

by Quaffle King January 4, 2021

Quaffles

The flabby bit of skin that hangs off the neck of an wrinkly or fat person.
A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it.

justine: ROFLROFLROFL, look at grandpas quaffles wobbling...looks like a wrinkly vagina.

by BAMandthedirtisgone June 11, 2009