Quarantoned

Enhanced physical fitness brought on by being stuck at home with only your home gym equipment to pass the time.

Can’t go to work, guess I’ll blow the dust off the bow flex and get quarantoned.

by Wegotjokes April 8, 2020

Quarantoga

Wearing a bedsheet to check your mailbox because you haven’t done any laundry in weeks due to laziness after being confined inside during a pandemic.

My neighbor caught me checking my mailbox for a stimulus check wearing a bedsheet around my waist. I told her to leave me and my Quarantoga alone.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

quarancock

When you have potential exposure to an infectious virus and you go into 14 day quarantine where all you do is sit and home and rub the skin off your cock

Bro it's been 10 days and I have the worst case of quarancock! Can you pick me up some vaseline and leave it on my door step?

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

Quaranton

The amount of weight a person gains while stuck home waiting for the coronavirus epidemic to go away.

Forget about a beach bod this summer. I gained a quaranton being stuck in my house for the last month.

by Tenth Power March 31, 2020

Quarantoned

The act of falling out of shape while in quarantine.

My body has been quarantoned to the point I feel like Fat Thor.

by JQuarantoney April 3, 2020

Quarantormones

Heightened hormone levels caused from prolonged periods of quarantine.

Becky, you don't mean that, it's just your quarantormones flaring.

by Flounders March 24, 2020

quaranhole

A quaranhole is can exist ideally when an individual falls too deep into a “porn hole” with insufficient sanitation and cleaning supplies available. The depth of the “porn hole” causes said individual to forget replenishing those necessary consumables; furthermore, they continue to view smut for a prolonged period till a point where their psychosis and “porn guilt” become hysteric of the fear that they will contaminate the outside world if they stop now.

Once a quaranhole occurs, the porn addict will deteriorate into a rampage of impulse, depleting them of lubricant, tissue, lotion, towels, etc. and are not able to rationalize their reason to cease. The pornhead will be unable to leave their homes, resulting in an apocalyptic amount of bodily fluids, mostly semen, with the inability to conceal one’s self-loathing caused by the week’s spent watching smut.“

“That’s when I realized that i had fallen into a quaranhole. What else could I do?”

“No worries, bro. I know what’ll brighten you up.”

“A drink?”

“Nah, a black light.”

by Orafurin March 30, 2020