Quagmire of epic proportions

Something you would say to describe how much trouble or problems you have gotten yourself into.

Leah: Oh no! We got dirt on mums new dress.
Sophie: Shit! What should we do? There isn't enough time to wash it before the party!
Leah: This is a quagmire of epic proportions!

by Ghostkid XD October 15, 2008

Quagmire Arm

When one's primary arm is much larger than the other, leading people to assume that one engages in a successive amount of masturbation

Person 1: "Dude, I'm throwing shot put this year"

Person 2: "Aren't you worried about getting Quagmire Arm?"

by dkduerjccnsdhkjhmcicdufcamjcnf March 10, 2015

Quamere

1. The jock at your school who gets angry when he doesn't succeed.
2. The ladies man with a cute face, hot body, and a bad boy edge.

1. Hey did you see the new guy, yea he looks like he can e a Quamere.
2. Hey did you see that boy that walked by? Yeah he is a total Quamere.

by Neesh Buck December 23, 2007

Quamie

Quamie is a boy name who is very nice and now how to treat a women Quamie always have girls on him but he backs off and just chill Quamie Has a very bad temper and also he has a big dick 🤪

Girl: Is that quamie walking down the hallway
Other girl: yes he is he is so fine 😍

by Kxofftop March 5, 2018

Quagmire

Soft Muddy Ground; A difficult situation.

We're in quite a quagmire, now.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

Glen Quagmire

Very epic character from animated sitcom family guy from 2003. he loves sexual assaulting children and women.
Omg did you here that Gen Quagmire got sentenced to life imprisonment for 8 terrerbites of child pornography on his alienware gaming laptop. Also nice nice sweggs brother i forgot to mension.

Omg your such a glen quagmire.

by JohnTonks January 14, 2020

quagmire

An awkward, complex, or hazardous situation.

Ron hoped the meeting with his lawyer would be simple and quick. But he soon discovered the legal quagmire he was in.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 2, 2023