quagmire

1) figurative: A difficult situation with no easy, forseeable resolution.

2) Any such condition that results when a country deemed a Superpower wages limited, conventional warfare against guerillas, in Asia.

3) Any such condition that results when "nation building" by a self-appointed Superpower involves the creation of a Western-style Democratic government from scratch in a Non-Western civilization.

1) "I'm standing in a muddy field in the middle of a Seattle rainstorm. It's a _quagmire_, alright."

2) U.S : Vietnam :: U.S.S.R. : Afghanistan

3) Iraq, circa April, 2004

by Jiggy-Fly May 29, 2004

Quagmire

The closest you can get to a LUEser on Family Guy.

Quagmire: Hello, 911? Yeah, this is Quagmire. It's stuck in a window this time.

by dj_gs68 November 28, 2003

Quagmire

Glen Quagmire of Family Guy. A sex-crazed neighbor of Peter Griffen (as well as the others). Everything he says is absolutely hilarious; trust me. ^_~

"Heh. Alriiiiiight."
-Quagmire

by Dave October 12, 2004

Quagmire

A really, really ugly adolescent usually around the age of 14-18. This male is so ugly that when he smiles everyone turns around to throw up in their mouth. ugly

A boy who thinks he's hott, and he's not.
"Hey Quagmire, stop smiling... ur making me sick.

by LaKiki101 March 7, 2010

Quagmire

The dirtiest man alive, he thrives for sex, woman, and loves cats.

I’m going over to Quagmires today

by Family Jew February 25, 2018

quagmire

a very difficult situation, especially a hopeless military campaign

Bush got our troops into a quagmire but he won't acknowledge it or do anything about it.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 13, 2007

quagmire

sex crazed character on The Family Guy. He is awesome and says some really funny things.

Peter: "I need to find a way to make 50,000 dollars." Quagmire: "You could whore yourself off to 50 fat chicks for 1000 dollars...Fat chicks need love too, they just gotta pay for it."

by marcus mazurik October 5, 2005