The sex crazed character on the show Family Guy. Full name is Glen Quagmire. Many funny quotes. Favorite phrases are "Giggity giggity goo" and "Heh heh heh, allll right"
Quagmire:(talking to girl on couch in his house) "...To answer your question, something like that" (points to rocket in roof)
Quagmire: "Does this look like a Q to you?"
Celeveland: (in porn video shop) Where's the exit?
Quagmire: Don't worry Cleveland, every exit in here is also an entrance!
Quagmire: "Does this look like a Q to you?"
Celeveland: (in porn video shop) Where's the exit?
Quagmire: Don't worry Cleveland, every exit in here is also an entrance!
by iMusicFreak April 7, 2009
the weirdo twins in "A Series of Unfortunate Events" that claim they are triplets, but everyone knows they are sex crazed fuckwits!
the two associates of Count Olaf stuffed the stupid Quagmires in a cage at the bottom of an elevator shaft.
by unknown October 17, 2003
example 1-Quagmire:hey does this look like a q to you?
example 2-Quagmire:if i could rearrange the alphabet id put "u" and "i"together.....alright
example 3-Quagmire:Giggity Giggity Gitty...alright
example 2-Quagmire:if i could rearrange the alphabet id put "u" and "i"together.....alright
example 3-Quagmire:Giggity Giggity Gitty...alright
by OWNAGEMASTER March 29, 2006
"Giggity Giggity Goo!" is my quagmire.
by awesomejon March 18, 2008
by clevelandsteamer July 23, 2005
a stupid and petty little group of children who seems to think these definitions he puts up here are meant to make us feel bad. just save it. you're all pathetic.
go superquagmire! awayy! omg, you're all such cocks,james, joe, simon, luke, craig, and mike. you know who you are, now go away you cock sucking, pony humping pricks.
by moose February 10, 2005
The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.
by xFlea September 24, 2012