Mayor's Cup 

Trophy given to winner of the Saints- Montville football game.

montvile choked!
SAINTS 14 MONTVILLE 12!

Summary of 2008
montville scores in 2nd quarter 6-0
montville scores in 3rd quarter 12-0
saints score in 3rd quarter 12-7
saints score with 38 seconds left in 4th 14-12

1500 students storm the field
arguably one of the biggest upsets of the decade

Got Mayor's Cup?

Mayor's Cup by qq saints pp May 14, 2009

Lord Mayor's Ruffle

To grab ones breasts with such vigour and tenacity that you either get accosted or make her very horny.

I am going to Lord Mayor's Ruffle that #16

Lord Mayor's Ruffle by Devvo wannabe April 10, 2015

mayor's spot

(n) the parking space nearest to your destination; the best parking spot.

Alright! I've got the mayor's spot. -- Edgar Allan Poe

mayor's spot by d-cup July 7, 2006

mayor's spot

(n) the parking space nearest to your destination; the best parking spot.

Alright! I've got the mayor's spot. -- Edgar Allan Poe

mayor's spot by d-cup July 7, 2006

That's the Mayor's Balls! 

This expression emerged from the mid 18th-century revival of government cosplay. During this time, the plague was running rampant and people's only solace was to dress up as various political figures, which eventually involved into an intense escapist community complete with conventions, reenactments, and an international shortage of Calvin Coolidge figurines. The expression has experienced a revival due to Gen Z's renewed interest in politics due to a popular sound on TikTok from the viral SNL skit of Trump singing "Boy's a Liar Pt. 2" by popular female rapper Ice Spice. " This is expression is positive, uplifting, and meant to imbue the community with a sense of political passion and pure, unadulterated Americanism. Go forth, youths.

Your stimulus check came in? That's the mayor's balls!!

You walked in on your parents doing it?? That's so NOT the mayor's balls!!

Angelina rejected your promposal?? Damn, going to prom with Angelina would've been the mayor's balls.

That's the Mayor's Balls! by WalkingLiability March 7, 2024

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection 

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection by LTown122 October 23, 2018

The Mayor of Simpleton 

Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.

Art would win an election for Mayor of Simpleton by a landslide.

The Mayor of Simpleton by Mayor Art July 4, 2005