The Wet Pretzel

A process involving three men, requiring two with flacid penises to curl round an overlapping erect one, acting as a bipod for heterosexual sex. The loose stability often leading to backlashing spunk covering the penises acting as the salt for the pretzel.

Me and the boys want to give your sister the wet Pretzel.

by Waffle lad October 28, 2018

Pretzel Boy

Slang term For George W. Bush. Apparently refers to his failed attempt to eat a pretzel.

Pretzel Boy's administration screwed up again

by Foxhole September 27, 2005

pretzel bender

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed

taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"

by I hate mushrooms December 16, 2016

These pretzels are making me thirsty

General expression of irritation

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

by Genku July 29, 2003

Pretzeldent Bush

On January 13, 2002 appointed U.S. "President" George W. Bush fainted after choking on a pretzel, gouging his head on a table.

"You really think that Pretzeldent Bush would know how to respond to a disaster?"

by Hugh Johnson September 21, 2005

underwear pretzel

The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamper.) Not recommended for human consumption, however some dogs are known to savor the flavor.

You know its time to clean when there are underwear pretzels all over your bedroom floor!

by LN July 19, 2003

Pretzel cuddle

To cuddle so tight, with limbs entwined, you resemble a human pretzel.

Hey baby i want to be super close tonight, let's pretzel cuddle.

by VERUCKTER_MANN May 20, 2015