Pussilitis

An infectious and contagious disease (only applicable to men) characterized by attacks of extreme unmanliness due to an increase of vaginal fluids throughout a male's body. The only known cure is growing some damn balls.

My friend Brian has some major Pussilitis. He doesn't wanna race me, haha probably thinks he'll lose. Poor kid, I wish there was a cure.

by J-Dan April 14, 2014

pussitis

an imaginary illness that explains why a girl is crabby or otherwise unhappy for no good reason.

Tori: What's up with Sharon? She's a super bitch today!
Alice: Oh it's just her pussitis acting up again.
Tori: Wow she has that a lot!!

by renee151 May 20, 2008

pussitis

the state of having an inflamed puss puss

Wow girl, my pussitis is killing me, it is really red and hurts.

by The dirty lihn February 20, 2011

pussivitis

When a girls pussy smells like mustard

-Man, my finger smells like mustard.
--You've been fingerin that nasty girl with the pussivitis, haven't ya??
-Yup.

by Claytone January 19, 2008

Pusstits

A cougar that doesn't have it all put together.

That cougar I just met was a real pusstits.

by Abees Retep June 20, 2012

pussalitus

When you feeling bad and want to complain.

“I’m not feeling too good” oh you must have “ pussalitus”

by Alicianna January 17, 2022

Pusstitute

Cat who will give anyone attention for scratches.

Hes moving on to the next lap like a pusstitute.

by Beauty mutiny January 20, 2022