word puritan

A closed-minded person who sees all language in black and white with no exceptions. They are sticklers for one dictionary as their lone authority on every word. They are anal sticklers about language and they refuse to accept any new slang words as legitimate additions to a certain language. Esp., English.

The Scrabble buff was a "word puritan" and he refused to accept any coinage of a new word that was not from his authoritative source.

by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010

Puritanical

Religious rules limiting the sexual expressions of members of the group.

The puritanical leader forbade my Mother from wearing pants or perfume.

by Babyface1936 February 1, 2020

Rock Puritan

A person or people who listens to Rock music and will argue with others about the perfection of their favorite band(s) and will also argue that other bands suck.

Dude Jeff is such a Rock Puritan, he's always trying to tell me that AC/DC kicks ass but he refuses to listen to Zeppelin!

by Glass-Assassin February 24, 2009

retro purist

Somebody Who Only Plays Retro Games

COD Fanboy : Cawl Of Doodie Is Da Bast Gaem Evaaa !
Retro Purist : Sorry But There are Way Better Games Like Pacman
COD Fanboy : Pakman Is GAAAAY !!!1!111!!!!11

by Retro Gaming March 13, 2015

puritans

The Puritans were members of a religious reformation movement known as Puritanism which arose within the Church of England. Puritans were the more extreme Protestants within the Church of England in the late 16th century who thought that the English Reformation wasn’t far enough in reforming the doctrines and structure of the church. They wanted to purify the Church of England as it was too similar to the Roman Catholic Church. In the 17th century, many Puritans emigrated to the New World, where they sought a holy commonwealth in New England.

many Puritans emigrated to the New World

by skskoop September 30, 2019

peristalsis

Rhythmic visceral muscle contractions in the digestive system that function to transport ingested materials caudally, unless stimulated by the emesis reflex where the flow of digested material is reversed.

Dude, last night Veronica's peristalsis was inhibited by my massive cock.

by CheesyBear November 7, 2014

Purister

The notion of playing Spy in TF2 while pretending that your Will Smith and not wearing any clothes.

I am so like Purister so suck my dick!

by rowedere252 May 24, 2015