1. n. One who has mastered the art of making puns at any/ every given opportunity; ideally with the goal of an eliciting an eyeroll in conjunction with some form of reciprocal laughter from the witness.
2. n. One who laughs at their own puns-even if they are the only one...
Peristerizo is a Greek Verb.
It defines the forward-backward moving, that you make when you are walking. A lot of people make this move when they cross a street.
A car was close to kill me, when I was crossing Konstantinoupoleos, because I did peristerizo.
A finished camel currently hiding from Messi in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, known for statpadding against small teams in qualifiers and ghosting in world cup knockouts. Hes also the only individual to win eight instagram d'ors.
Me: Hey! Did u see Prister Penaldos penalty yesterday against Lithuania? He is such a farmer bro!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!