PUNJAB

the female version of "what's the capitol of Thailand?", and you punch your buddy in the nuts and say "Bangkok!"

I walked up to my girl the other day, and asked her what the richest city was in india.. she had no clue so i punched her in the snatch and said "PUNJAB!!!"

by big country24 May 7, 2009

punjab

a prominent culturally rich state in Pakistan and India

white trailer trash nigers who have no idea how to suck a good Punjab dick when it is right in on their K-Mart employee of the month lips

by LisitdoneC January 19, 2008

punjab

To kill by strangulation with a lasso. Specific to the "Phantom of the Opera" fandom, where the main character uses a murder weapon called a "Punjab lasso" (essentially a loop of catcut or other rope).

Erik punjabbed all those who crossed his path.

by Revelena September 21, 2006

punjab

A vague sexual act performed between four or more contortionists. The act can include, but is not limited to; japs, bheezy, Qudoba, and adderol

So I gave this girl the best punjab of her life last night at Qudoba

by seandree December 16, 2009

punjabbed

To be punjabbed means to made a fool of by a person or thing. To be owned in any way shape or form.

Dude, he totally punjabbed you right in your face.
Steve got punjabbed at basketball yesterday by Mike.

by Ryan aka RJ December 8, 2004

punjab

A word to describe the vagina on a woman. Often confused with an indian religion named after it for some silly reason

that man over there proper disrespected my punjab and I don't mean the religion!

by rusty182 May 1, 2009

Punjab lasso

noose. used to kill people.

phantom of the opera, erik is an expert at throwing a punjab lasso- you are dying before you realize he found you.

by kira bates July 2, 2008