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knee pucks 

Formed pieces of hard plastic or compressed leather incorporated onto motorcycle roadracing suits to protect the suit leather from damage while cornering. The pucks are attached to the leather suit towards the outside and just below the knee area of each leg, usually with velcro.
Expert motorcycle roadracers must replace their knee pucks quite often.
knee pucks by razer December 26, 2006
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Pucky Fucky 

What hockey guys do after their games. Ass fuck eachother. Who doesn't like it up the ass after a hard game?
Corey and Kris lost their game, they were still happy because they looked forward to Pucky Fucky in the shower.
Pucky Fucky by Jake January 8, 2005
Long for Puck, i.e. Shakespeare character in A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Also used by some people as a nickname given to them by their father. Not sure what the hell the dude is talking about above.
hey what's your name?
Pucky, you stupid sloppy....... ah forget it.
pucky by Pucky Loucks May 1, 2008
The act of stretching one's anus as far as possible, then depositing as many hockey pucks into it as possible.
Some people are normal; others watch beat off to puckse.
puckse by puckdaddy October 21, 2013

Pizza Pucks

these are actually bagel bites but retarded people refer to them as pizza pucks
girl: let’s have bagel bites!
guy: you mean pizza pucks?
girl: no bagel bites you retard
Pizza Pucks by stup:)d March 18, 2020

Pucky Woo Woo 

1. the female genetalia

2. Anything you want it to mean out of pure, spontanius randomness
1. you're mom's got a hot pucky woo woo!

2. front butts and pucky woo woos fill my heart with titalation.
Pucky Woo Woo by Anthony Aldridge November 23, 2003
don't eat too many of them pucks, they'll make you green.
pucks by J Marek January 11, 2004