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Postmates Gypsy

Noun. "A person who orders food delivery on Postmates and immediately requests a refund for fake or insignificant problems with their order for the sole purpose of getting a free meal despite cheating the restaurant out of money."
"That Postmates Gypsy just screwed my restaurant out of a $40.00 profit!"
by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021
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Prostate Milking

The act of massaging or caressing a man's prostate to the point of ejaculation. Done in a purely sexual manner.

Contrary to popular belief this provides no known medical benefit, and has no known medically proven effect on preventing prostate cancer.
They gave me such a prostate milking that I couldn't get hard the rest of the day.
by pvgirl93 April 21, 2020
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Prostiteen

A prostiteen is a teenage girl who dresses scandalously, similar to a prostitute of an older age. They are certainly not as "affectionate" as an actual prostitute, but they dress very similarly.
Be careful not to stare at girls you see walking down the street. Most of the time, they turn out to be prostiteens, and you'll just feel dirty.
by Matty VB May 29, 2009
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prostitential

the potential that a woman has for becoming a successful prostitute; a measure of how promiscuous a woman is
Gertrude: I can't believe my boyfriend cheated on me with Ophelia last weekend.

Vera: You too? Ophelia slept with Horatio last night!

Emilie: Ophelia sleeps around so much that she could be rich a as a street worker; she has some serious prostitential.
by Reishi December 7, 2010
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Prostattoote

When you are a tattoo-addict and you get tattoos from everyone.
"Why do you get tattoos from every person you know?"
"Because I'm a prostattoote!"
by CaseLoki August 30, 2016
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Post-date postmate

When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.
Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
by Polo boy September 10, 2019
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prostate gland

The interior male sex gland, about the size of a small walnut, not inside the anus but right on the other side of the anal wall (responding to anal pressure and capable of producing great pleasure), and close to or touching other parts of a man's interior sexual equipment/urinary system.

Semen (often mistakenly called "sperm") actually consists of about 65% prostatic fluid, the remaining liquid and sperm themselves coming from the testicles.

The mineral zinc is good for glands and is said to be especially good for the prostate, by supporting increased prostatic fluid production (prostate "flow"). Many herbalists also swear by saw palmetto, an extract made from a palm-like shrub that grows in coastal areas of South Carolina, to keep that flow moving nicely.

If the prostate feels a little swollen (often described as a "twinge insidesic my butt") its flow might be a little "backed up" and more sexual outlet is advised. The medical profession is much less likely to routinely screen for PSA's (an indicator of possible prostate cancer) than in the past because, in early 2010, the evidence indicated that so many false-positives had been generated that the cure (chemo, etc.) for the disease was worse statistically than the disease (prostate cancer) itself, on average.

Not to be confused with the word "prostrate," which means "stretched out face down on the ground in submission or adoration," or "to be lying flat."
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"Will you have sex with me? It's essential to keep my prostate gland in good condition."

"So is masturbation. Get busy."
by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010
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