unlicensed proctologist

A TSA agent.

1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.

by TurkTurkleton January 4, 2012

priscology

The study of female mammary glands. Main disciplines of the subject involve observations on suppleness, size, and shape.

Yao: What are you thinking of majoring in?
Joe: Right now I'm thinking sociology, but I hear priscology is a very interesting subject.

Son: Daddy, what exactly is your job?
Dad: Son, I'm a priscologist, I've wanted to be one since I was young. Are you interested in becoming like Daddy?

by speakerboxgirl December 11, 2010

proctologist

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass

by guy mann-dude January 13, 2009

Proctologist

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.

Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Proctologizing

To make and apology for being and ass.

I'm done proctologizing to Amy for saying she looked fat in her wedding dress, she can just get over it already!

Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her Marci during sex.

by Tulip Juicyfruit August 25, 2010

Proctologist

One who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients assholes.

One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.

by Jim Jim420 October 26, 2009

proptologist

someone who has achieved a range of skills in all the facets of the preforming arts and is using that understanding to perform the art of seamless weaving of environments. A person or persons so skilled at art direction or set dressing that the audience is pulled emotionally into the environment. Theater Film TV

The show was crazy, who ever made Dracula's castle look so good had to be a proptologist.

by Mad Kat June 27, 2009