Procrasturbate

When there is a task you must do but you decide to procrastinate and go masturbate instead.

1. I have to go buy more milk but I’m going to procrasturbate first.
2. Procrastination is like masturbation.... the only person you’re fucking is yourself.

by GarAssNigga December 6, 2017

Procrasturbate

Sexually pleasuring oneself as a means to avoid completing some task(s). More often than not, this action is detrimental and negatively affects the procrasturbator.

Greg: Hey, did you submit that proposal last night?
Ryan: Nah, I started to procrasturbate after dinner and ended up missing the deadline.

by JustKeepTugging January 11, 2023

procrasturbate

To avoid work by looking at porn, looking at porn of course leads to masturbation.

Billy would procrasturbate to milf porn instead of working on his English final.

by darqcyde December 23, 2008

Procrasturbate

The act of putting off something for the sake of masturbation.

Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?

by Williamjmcelroy August 15, 2009

procrasturbate

To put something off by taking time to masturbate.

"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."

procrasturbate

by Family Julz January 21, 2009

Procrasturbate

The act of masturbating when you have other things to be doing.

Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.

by Shaunquavious March 20, 2010

Procrasturbate

To masturbate instead of doing some chore or work.

I'm sick of math, let's procrasturbate instead

by Justin Jeffery McCulloch April 29, 2011