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Primal Static

A dope band that is underated as fuck
Guy 1: ever heard of Primal Static
Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Dude you should check em out their music is like really good
by Smiling_Toad March 29, 2020
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Primal aspid

I Hate Primal aspids They suck.
by youareman November 24, 2020
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Primal grab

The act of suddenly grabbing a boob or booty without thinking. Automatic response to Female or Male so sexy you just gotta Primal grab. It does not involve any thought, but simply is an involuntary action.
Elizabeth's breast was so fine that Jason with out thinking did a primal grab.
by I am Muffins January 22, 2017
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Primal Plan

A very hyped up plan where the creator never follows through
Dude, I had this primal plan to gangbang these girls at a party, but I ended up watching porn instead
by Yololel November 18, 2014
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Primal Carnage

An Indie game being developed by LukeWarm Media. So far it's going to be a classed-based multiplay shooter, although a single player "campaign" is planned. There are two teams. One is a team of mercenaries and the other is a team of dinosaurs. The dinosaur team has to try and stop the human team from completing an objective. As of this writing it is still in alpha, although closed beta testing should be coming soon. No definite DLC is planned although they have it in mind.. It will also be free of charge. Distribution on Steam has yet to be decided and console releases will depend on PC sales.

There are five classes for each team.
Humans:
1. Scientist (Sniper)
2. Heavy
3. Pathfinder
4. Trapper
5. Firestarter
Dinosaurs
1. T. Rex
2. Raptor
3. Dilo (Dilophosaurus)
4. Horde (Compsognathus)
5. Scout (Pterosaur)

There will be a nemesis system set in place so that no singe class will have an advantage over all the other classes. All the classes will have one definite strength and one definite weakness.

It has broght much interest to "dinosaur nerds" as there are very few games with dinosaurs in them and even fewer that are actually good. Not to mention, in this game you can actually play as the dinosaurs.
One day I'll donate and one day the closed beta for Primal Carnage will release and one day the game will release and one day I'll play it.
by rawpower April 5, 2011
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Primal Aspid

Person 1: How was your Steel Soul run?

Person 2: Great until those fucking Primal Aspids fucked me over in Kingdom's Edge
by A Local Idiot March 7, 2021
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Primal Diet Daddy

When you simply cannot afford to do Aajonus Vonderplanitz's Primal Diet ™ anymore and have to do gay for pay.
My Primal Diet Daddy says I have to call him on telegram tomorrow night and wear something tight, tiny, with lots of rock hard bulge.

Without my Primal Diet Daddy, how else can I afford $30 a lb butter, $15 a gallon raw milk, $18 a lb raw unsalted farmers cheese, and $18 a dozen corn and soy free eggs?
by ScottPrimal September 6, 2023
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