Girls who pretend to be bisexual in order to get attention from guys. They will make out with their friends, usually after a drink or two, but won't actually have sex with women and often become very uncomfortable when actual lesbians approach them. Most pretensbians are between the ages of 15-22, but may occasionally be as old as early 30's.
"Did you see Britney and Kristin at the party last night? They were all over each other, but everyone knows they're pretensbians."
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Someone on the verge of becoming a teen.
Preteen girls are often described as stupid immature sluts with glitter smeared on their faces and High School Musical fanatics, WHEN IN FACT there are many technically preteen girls who find this extremely annoying and judgemental.
SOME preteen girls are actually mature, know grammar and listen to the Cocteau Twins, so before you go blindly judging, think about the preteens that are actually mature, intelligent and find that kind of shit incredibly patronizing and offensive.
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Preteen girls are often described as stupid immature sluts with glitter smeared on their faces and High School Musical fanatics, WHEN IN FACT there are many technically preteen girls who find this extremely annoying and judgemental.
SOME preteen girls are actually mature, know grammar and listen to the Cocteau Twins, so before you go blindly judging, think about the preteens that are actually mature, intelligent and find that kind of shit incredibly patronizing and offensive.
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Preteen -
"12-year-old girls are all stupid little wannabe sluts who try to act cool"-
have you ever thought that maybe not all 12-year-old girls are like that?
"12-year-old girls are all stupid little wannabe sluts who try to act cool"-
have you ever thought that maybe not all 12-year-old girls are like that?
by Mosacryla March 6, 2009
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Literally NOONE tyyyyPPeEs LLlIiiiiKke thhhissSSS
No one who is human watches Hannah Montana (ITS 2018 BIOTCHES)
Mosr preteens dread being a teen
We don't 'smear glitter on our faces' why????
Again, no one likes Justin Bieber or 1 Direction or The Jonas Brothers.
And the stuff about 'not being talented' well my 11 year old bff can do back flips & aerials. Like you can do that.
The only reason I'm acting bratty rn in because im offended.
Retards!? No, no, no :x
And finally, from the examples youve given, you're 100% preteen. Surprise!
Its 2018, learn to GROW UP
Literally NOONE tyyyyPPeEs LLlIiiiiKke thhhissSSS
No one who is human watches Hannah Montana (ITS 2018 BIOTCHES)
Mosr preteens dread being a teen
We don't 'smear glitter on our faces' why????
Again, no one likes Justin Bieber or 1 Direction or The Jonas Brothers.
And the stuff about 'not being talented' well my 11 year old bff can do back flips & aerials. Like you can do that.
The only reason I'm acting bratty rn in because im offended.
Retards!? No, no, no :x
And finally, from the examples youve given, you're 100% preteen. Surprise!
Its 2018, learn to GROW UP
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Get the Preteen mug.A sex club that preteens can join to get together and have sex with each other. Which is so cool because there parents and teachers think preteen are just like they were when they were preteens like fifty years ago and so don't suspect a thing.
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