parastalgia

para- (beside, near, resembling, beyond) + nostalgia

the feeling of nostalgia, longing, or missing for something that never happened, as if it was an alternate timeline or a parallel universe; also see "anemoia" and "Mandela Effect"

adjective form: parastalgic

I feel parastalgia about high school dance even though I never went to one

by 2F5L-5XG February 22, 2021

prestigiacomo

When a sailor hits that vag so good it fills with fluid and shoots ropes. A prestigiacomo is derived from "presto!" A magical term, and "cumo" which is a euphoric ejack.

It's fuckin nice out, bro! Who's down to chill and prestigiacomo, feel me?

by Nallsyall October 16, 2017

Pokéstalgia

(Noun) The overwhelming feeling of nostalgia for Pokémon video or trading card games. Usually triggered by discovering a lost Gameboy or Pokémon cartridge.

Dude, I found my Gameboy Color and my old Pokémon Crystal yesterday. Got a major wave of Pokéstalgia.

by Awesome72 August 27, 2013

Pastalgia

Nostalgia, except it's for pasta only.

Michael: Man, I made some KD macaroni yesterday. I haven't touched those in years, so much pastalgia!

by Masky Mcgee January 7, 2018

Pisstalgia

The longing for a drunken passed that never was, or the drunken reminiscence of an accomplishment.

“I was all pisstalgic for Sally - whose world I rocked in ‘92”

“The 80s were mint”
“No - mate: it’s just pisstalgia from when you vommed on that barmaid in the ritz”

by Evage January 12, 2021

Postalgia

That feeling when you return to something old (a place, person or people) and all your problems and traumas start coming back (resurfacing).

As the flight prepared for landing, postalgia washed over me

by Psrd April 23, 2025

prenostalgia

The feeling when you're doing something and realize that you will look back at this moment with nostalgia.

Bro: Man, I'm having such a good time right now, I don't wanna leave this. This is gonna be a memory one day.
You: Hey man, no prenostalgia. Live in the moment.

by Cantfindlemon October 17, 2025