presents

unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).

Raymond gives all the girls presents

by jon cheeks May 31, 2005

Presents

Cocaine (UK slang)

Mate, I'm popping down to the gift shop to pick up some presents for Dave's birthday party.

by David Cameron's Little Finger April 18, 2015

presentated

to go through your dad's closet and find your dad doing aerobics in your mom's underwear

Jesus says, "The other day i went looking for my gerbil in my dad's closet and i got presentated."
Mary, " yeah your dad's gay"

by aminja November 10, 2008

the present

What the past left behind for us. The time we are living in right now is therefore a present from the past.

Person 1: Why is it called the present?
Person 2: Because everything we see is a present from the past

by hittaJ March 19, 2017

presentate

to present, according to Heather.

Heather: "god, i really don't want to presentate in english today."

by baketucci May 16, 2011

present it

Best existing comeback to the insult "Suck my dick."
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.

Andrew: Suck my dick
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!

by polos June 10, 2008

presentate

The process of presenting, used formally in the process of presenting.

Those students presentated their projects.

by Dr. Lobato June 19, 2005