Premature Evacuation 

When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences

“This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”

Premature Evacuation by Timothy Sann November 19, 2011

premature evacuation 

1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.

We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.

premature evacuation by Surly Steamroller November 11, 2007

Premature Evacuation 

Attempting to leave an elevator at the wrong floor because you were't paying attention to the floor indicator.

Premature Evacuation: You attempt to get off an elevator, noticing that you're on the wrong floor.

Premature Evacuation by Diodeus January 9, 2013

premature evacuation 

When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.

The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.

premature evacuation by GigiPDX December 29, 2014

Premature Evacuation 

When people exit a building due to a drill or practice, however no actually emergency is occuring.

For the fire drill the students and staff did a premature evacuation of the school.

Premature Evacuation by CamIsCoolerThanTori October 26, 2015

premature evacuation 

When you evacuate well before a scheduled fire drill.

When the afternoon fire drill alarm goes off and all of the employees are already across the street at a Christmas party ... that's premature evacuation.

premature evacuation by mikehauncheaux March 26, 2016

Premature evacuation 

When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.

Dude, you can't leave before it's over; that's, like, premature evacuation!

Premature evacuation by GigiPDX December 6, 2016