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Pretendance

Signing into an online meeting in order to appear in attendance and engaged, when in fact you are doing other things.
Rick had perfect pretendance at the weekly sales meetings this month.
by jester66 March 5, 2013
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Pretend Palfie

A Pretend Palfie, is a Palfie (Selfie with a pal, or pals) but taken of yourself with a non-real face!

i.e. An example could be a mobile photo of you and a famous face on a poster. (Instant Fan!).

Or get extra creative and daring! Take a photo of yourself together with an image (face) from the back of someones t-shirt! OR go into stores and take a photo with you and shop displays, mannequins etc...

Subjects can be sculptures, paintings in galleries, graphic images of faces, shop displays and products, mannequins; Other places to look can be bars, clubs, buses, subways, hospitals, at work, your favourite convention etc... ;)

A non-real face can be human or non human - No rules as long as you make it a 'pretend' Palfie.

Upload to Instagram and Twitter etc and share your adventures!
"Check this Pretend Palfie of me and Justin Bieber (Poster) Oh! it was amazing meeting him!"

"Pretend Palfie with freaky shop display!"

"Me and a lions face in a #pretendpalfie from the back on this guy's t-shirt!"
by SocialJam May 27, 2014
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A game of pretend

A meme originating from /com/ that depicts two males, one feminine, one regular. While the feminine one comes onto the boy,saying he can dress up as a favorite character and have sex with him, he will either reject it- bad ending- or accept it- good ending. There isn't much of these comics and they are hard to find. But can be found at the the Encyclopedia Dramatica page of it.
Bad ending:Guy 1: Man I sure love haruhi
Guy 2: Ya know I could dress up like her for you...
Guy1:.....Gtfo

Good ending:Guy 1: Haruhi is the best
Guy2: Yeah, my hair kind of looks like hers, eh?
:Buttsecks:

Even if your balls don't touch, a game of pretend will make you gay.
by EDS9000 April 28, 2010
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Presentao

1. Puerto Rican word for someone who gets involved in something that's none of their business 2. A "nosy" individual
Deja de estar mirando lo que hacen los besinos, canto de presentao!
Stop trying to see what the neighbors are doing, you freaking nosy-ass!
by Otoniel January 8, 2005
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Pretendonitis

Jayce didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis
by Jzman111015 April 1, 2018
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push present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a mother by the father of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, John gave Jane a diamond bracelet as a push present.
by Stilgar January 4, 2009
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play pretend

Make-believe, imagination, role-playing
Staying in my play pretend where the fun it got no end.
by Codedabbler November 17, 2014
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