The groups of "people" (people used in the loosest possible term) which gather on the ends of railway station platforms and vegitate (veg) all day long. They either have a compact camera, a basic video camera, or just a notebook and pen, are often virgins, and spout nothing but hypocrisy, lies, and outrageous suggestions of movements and workings on the UK railway scene. They are quite often the scum of the earth, and are avoided by most and feared by some. If you get in their way or even stand close to them, they will exercise their god given right to abuse you and issue empty threats of violence and death, because it's their territory, and all trespassers must be shot.
*Trains approaches "Here it is" *platform end veg spouts every number of every wagon/carriage in the consist over the top of everyone elses video*
"I heard that Network Rail are withdrawing the New Measurement Train and are going to start using Class 31s again with Class 67s and DVTs instead"
*Photographer stands behind veg, camera clicking away* "Oi! I was tryin'a video that! Yer want that camera smashin' in yer f*ckin face?"
"I heard that Network Rail are withdrawing the New Measurement Train and are going to start using Class 31s again with Class 67s and DVTs instead"
*Photographer stands behind veg, camera clicking away* "Oi! I was tryin'a video that! Yer want that camera smashin' in yer f*ckin face?"
by TwoSixAlpha August 22, 2014
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Dude 1: "Man, can you believe the crappy lead singer from Coldplay is telling me who I should vote for? Who does he think he is?
Dude 2: "He's using his Platform Privilege. Celebrities always think we want to hear their opinions even though we all know they're complete morons and the media pukes it out to the masses because they're famous."
Dude 2: "He's using his Platform Privilege. Celebrities always think we want to hear their opinions even though we all know they're complete morons and the media pukes it out to the masses because they're famous."
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Position Title: Email Platform Manager
Location: Remote
Reports to: Digital Campaigns Manager
Hours per week (average): Full-time
Overtime Status: Exempt
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Evergreen seeks a full-time email platform manager to run Evergreen’s email and advocacy platform. Primary responsibilities will include setting up, testing, and publishing emails and landing pages, maintaining a database of subscribers and action takers, tracking and analyzing metrics, and developing A/B tests.
This role will help execute the transition of our email program from vendor management to in-house management, while maintaining existing templates, lists, and analytics. The email program manager may also assist with data analytics outside of the email program, and support content creation as needed.
The ideal candidate will have 3+ years of experience building and tracking emails, and will be comfortable maintaining critical data infrastructure inside complex digital platforms. Experience working in a political, policy, and/or advocacy setting is helpful.
Position Title: Email Platform Manager
Location: Remote
Reports to: Digital Campaigns Manager
Hours per week (average): Full-time
Overtime Status: Exempt
Position Summary
Evergreen seeks a full-time email platform manager to run Evergreen’s email and advocacy platform. Primary responsibilities will include setting up, testing, and publishing emails and landing pages, maintaining a database of subscribers and action takers, tracking and analyzing metrics, and developing A/B tests.
This role will help execute the transition of our email program from vendor management to in-house management, while maintaining existing templates, lists, and analytics. The email program manager may also assist with data analytics outside of the email program, and support content creation as needed.
The ideal candidate will have 3+ years of experience building and tracking emails, and will be comfortable maintaining critical data infrastructure inside complex digital platforms. Experience working in a political, policy, and/or advocacy setting is helpful.
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It's a joke in the Singapore transit community because funny.
It's a joke in the Singapore transit community because funny.
Person 1 randomly: Yo Teach, berhati hati di ruang platform.
Literally every transit nerd in a 10 mile radius: Laughter die me
Literally every transit nerd in a 10 mile radius: Laughter die me
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"We almost made it home without incident last night - but Dave left some platform pizza at Downtown Crossing"
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