Medical slang for Patient Reassured And Told To Fuck Off. Usually used when a patient comes into the ER hysterical with no real reason behind it.
Dr. Noseyfuck - What was wrong with that psycho?
Dr. Busybitch - Nothing, I had to give her the pratfo.
Dr. Busybitch - Nothing, I had to give her the pratfo.
by Busybitch April 25, 2010
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Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
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One who against all medical advice and common sense decides to not just lift weights at the gym, but instead decides to lift ALL of them. Platform pirates are often spotted on the platform with red faces, bulging neck veins and a general sense of pissed-off-ness not just at the impossibility of lifting the weight, but of the world.
Person A: Hey Schmicky! Look over there, that f***er is making away with all our weights like a drunken sailor making off with wenches.
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!
by jjboseck June 8, 2011
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by Island Brooio May 20, 2022
Get the Bermuda Platform mug.The state of being high. Also more commonly known as the platform you run to in order to get on the train to Hogwarts.
by The Army Brat February 20, 2011
Get the Platform 9&3/4 mug.1. Someone who intentionally falls for the purpose of comedy.
2. Someone who intentionally falls in want of attention.
2. Someone who intentionally falls in want of attention.
1. Famed pratfaller Chevy Chase was hilarious on the original Saturday Night Live.
2. Joyce is a habitual pratfaller because she demands to be at the center of attention at all times. It's really very sad.
2. Joyce is a habitual pratfaller because she demands to be at the center of attention at all times. It's really very sad.
by improviduto July 21, 2005
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