After losing the 2020 election, lame-duck president Donald Trump will have an opportunity to show some poultry solidarity by pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey.
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a slang saying to alert others around you that you desperately need chicken inserted into your facial cavity, regardless of present state and/or circumstances.
" yo poultry! " " Oh, word. I would enjoy some fine delicious chicken at this moment in time as well."
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Get the yo poultry mug.What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.
Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"
Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
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Get the Post Poultry Depression mug.There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.
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Get the Asphyxiate the poultry mug.Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?
Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?
Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.
Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.
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Get the ritualistic poultry fisting mug.When a woman runs around naked, like a headless chicken, making ghost noises and her partner has to ejaculate onto her. The man must have his eyes closed, only using the ghost noises to pinpoint her location.
“Amanda, Johnny and I tried out the Poultry Poltergeist and he nutted right into my eyes, he gave me pinkeye!”
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