organic portal

A person who serves no purpose other than to eat and shit.
A moron. A shithead. A fuckstick. An idiot. A dumbass.

That dude Ed is nothing but an organic portal.

by wrenchingking January 25, 2012

driving the porcelain bus

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.

Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."

by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

Porte Shuffle

To habitually sway back and forth awkwardly while maintaining a conversation. During the Porte Shuffle one usually looks diagonally at the ground, away from who the conversation is with. Sentences should be started with a giggle or awkward laugh to maintain a true Porte Shuffle.

I hate talking to Jordan, he always does the Porte Shuffle making things weird.

by Pringal Jugar April 10, 2015

Porcelain Rodeo

A porcelain rodeo is when two people shit in one toilet at the same time. This is most commonly performed when one person sits normally on the toilet while the other sits on the first person's lap while facing them and shitting between the gap in the first person's legs.

Tony and Dustin always save time getting ready for work in the morning by having a porcelain rodeo: twice the shitting in half the time, only sightly more mess.

by Jankthetank March 12, 2020

Mariah Porter

A girl so beautiful she doesn't even need make up to look good.

See that girl over there? She's a Mariah Porter, she looks beautiful even without make up.

by mysterious gentleman November 26, 2011

Eli Porter

Infamous for committing what was quite possibly the longest pause in a rap battle ever. Despite this shortcoming, many still regard him as one of the top 5 emcees Dead or Alive.

Eg's of Eli Porters work:
"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"
"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"
and widely considered his Magnum Opus:
"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".

by Eli the mayne April 17, 2008

Porcelain Stainer

A greasy, fatty, offensive smelling bowell movement that leaves thick brown streaks on the sides of the toilet bowl. Hands on scrubbing is often needed to remove them from the porcelain.

Those two triple baconators on top of the twenty eight beers I drank last night made for one hell of a porcelain stainer this morning.

by SmashBurger March 4, 2011