Portapussy

Extremely stanky. The stankiest pussy of all time. Usually describing a fat bitch or a whore.

Guy 1: Yo did you see her?!?

Guy 2: Na don't even try to hit that shit. That girl's got a portapussy

by Jjliamnes January 1, 2018

Platapuss

The act of going down on a woman she is squirting in your face. Not to be confused with a golden platapuss.

To platapuss a person is like going down on a water slide face first.

by Capatiller77 June 8, 2017

platapussy

a platypus + a octopus = platapussy

bro look at that platapussy

by me.man April 12, 2019

platapussy

a platypus vag

look at that platapussy

by platapaul February 17, 2022

porcupussy

In and around a vaginal area that has been shaved recently, but not too recently. The hair creates stubble that may bring pain and/or discomfort to any foreign body that may come in contact with it. e.g (facial, pubic regions, ect.)

Matt: Why is your face all red?
Greg: I ate this girl out an hour ago, dude she was hot!
Matt: You sure she wasn't a hogbeast, looks like you dined on some total porcupussy!

by C. Boyd January 9, 2009

permapussy

A relationship at the age of 16-18 in which the woman who loves you has visions of marriage and life past college. The only girl you will fuck for the rest of your life, providing you do not breakup or divorce.

Friend 1: Dude Becca says I am the only guy for her and she wants to marry me.
Friend 2: But were sohpmores in high school.
Friend 1: She says she doesn't think she can live without me.
Friend 2: Congragulations with your permapussy man

by Royalnavy July 6, 2005

Porpussy

This is the sister of the porpoise and it loves eating dick, anything with 2 legs and a penis its all over it!

"Damn that porpussy is all over his dick man!". Random old guy in the back of the stage--"And thats not even a human!"

by Niggachu killer June 29, 2019