Porcupining

Where you and your girl are having sex with a porcupine, a game is played where whoever by the end of the sex has the most quills in the ass is the winner. The winner usually gets bragging rights to their parents as the intercourse is usually insestual.

Sam: so did you and Cheryl do anything last night

John: ye ye bro me and Cheryl were porcupining!
Sam: yooooo! Please tell me you won.
John: of course I did dad you know Cheryl follows mom for her inhability to porcupine.
Sam: that’s my boy

by ReeceCarCrashWheelwright October 17, 2018

Porcupining

The act of suctioning dildos to one's body and have 4-6 large women pleasure themselves in simultaneous motion.

For grandma's 80th birthday she and her 5 closest friends went to an all-you-can eat buffet before going to the disabled bathroom and porcupining the waiter.

by Jackawack720 August 26, 2019

porcupine

A bald-headed man whose hair has started to grow and become scratchy or spikey.

That porcupine needs a haircut bad!

by Valinda November 1, 2006

porcupine

when you fuck on a bed of nails doggy style (usually a blonde, if not a red head). a full porcupine is when u shave her legs after sex (if her legs are not shaved it is only 1/2 a porcupine)

I totally porcupined Kevin's mom last night.

by fuck myster June 6, 2008

porcupine

When a guy spikes out his pubic hair, like a porcupine's needles.

Damn Tang, Your porcupine is stabbing my hips again

by the jay April 27, 2005

porcupine

the scrouge/grinch of halloween

Jaspaul why won't you dress up for halloween, you're such a porcupine

by Sabrina's Jerk March 29, 2009

porcupine

sticking your hand, or foreign object in someones ass.

jim gave mary a porcupine

by Richard Scott January 9, 2004