porcupine

When a guy spikes out his pubic hair, like a porcupine's needles.

Damn Tang, Your porcupine is stabbing my hips again

by the jay April 27, 2005

porcupine

the scrouge/grinch of halloween

Jaspaul why won't you dress up for halloween, you're such a porcupine

by Sabrina's Jerk March 29, 2009

porcupine

sticking your hand, or foreign object in someones ass.

jim gave mary a porcupine

by Richard Scott January 9, 2004

porcupine

when haing sex on the beach with a condom on; remove your penis, stick it in the sand and reinsert it into the box.repeat until she bleeds

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Porcupine

The act of sticking a needle down your urethra then after foreplay shoot it out into your partners cervix, also useful for an alternative abortion, very kinky.

“Yo i just got my girl pregnant I can’t afford that shit”
“Porcupine that bitch”

by DaBabyDick February 27, 2020

porcupine

When you have as many dicks sticking out of you as you had inside you

Dude, did you hear that Abby fucked another dude?
Yeah she's such a porcupine

by XratedJerry January 31, 2021

Porcupine

A hot girl who gets upset very easily therefore making it difficult to get along and express your love for each other.

After my girl and I started living together, we started arguing all the time and then I realized I had fallen in love with a porcupine

by chachi taco time March 26, 2023