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Pootis Pow

A special skill of advanced TF2 hoovies where they first of all equip either the Stock, Saxxy, Apoco-fists or Holiday punch, taunt, and quickly say the "put dispenser here" voice-line. This gives the effect of, if done right, saying "Pootis Pow"
Hoovy: *pretends hand is gun* pootis POW haha!
by Bottt_urban April 14, 2021
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Pootis

Pootis (pootispenserus gottamon) is a disease caught by eating too many sandwiches or it may be caught hereditarily. Pootis causes the person who catches it to change appearance resembling a bulky, bald man with a newly-shaved beard in a red soldier suit. The disease also causes the person to have bug eyes and say “Pootis” instead of words (with the exception of a few basic words). One in 4 people are born with Pootis and 207 people catch it everyday. See how you can help at bitly.com/1H9DQSz
He’s in hospital with a severe case of pootispenserus gottamon. I just hope I never ca—

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by Treejog August 19, 2018
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POTUS Interruptus

an American president who has a tendency to pull out of deals and accords. Originally used by Fox News to describe President Trump after he decided to pull out of the Iran deal and talks with North Korea.
He's POTUS Interruptus - he'll pull out of anything! The Iran deal, the Paris Climate Accord, the TPP, you name it!
by rajikkumar June 9, 2018
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Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone
Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus
by Nanizzle July 1, 2008
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PLOTUS

"Pathological Liar of the United States"
(i.e., PresidentRump, or Donald J. Trump)

I thought this up when he was elected.
I have searched & NEVER seen it used or claimed, anywhere.
I don't necessarily want credit for thinking it up...
I would just like to see it used BEFORE he is voted OUT of office this year!
It has been estimated PLOTUS has told over 20,000 lies since taking office in 2016.
by KatzenDrummer July 24, 2020
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pootis party

A group of random friendly heavies in Team Fortress 2 who yell pootis while crouching.
Guy A: Dude, yesterday i went and crashed a pootis party!
Guy B:That was my pootis party you dingus
by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi February 25, 2015
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Pootunity

(poo·tu·ni·ty) that time of day when your body allows itself to relax and go poo. It is often missed for various reasons causing bloating and moodiness. Some individuals are lucky to have multiple pootunities within a 24-hour period. Others are limited to only one every few days.
I missed my pootunity this morning.
by HeathDT August 16, 2015
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