pooptastrophe

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.

OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!

by sgtvdub January 20, 2009

poopfect

A perfect shit.

Dude, you have to come see this! It's like a foot long, multi-colored & smells of last night. It's poopfect!!

by GlazeHer July 9, 2016

Poopfist

A hardkore thrash metal awesome black death cool metal band that kicks major ass.

Man, I saw Poopfist live in concert yesterday, and it blew my fucking MIND!

by Jameson McTaggert December 28, 2008

Poopcrastinate

When you are doing work/homework and you go to the bathroom for a really long time to procrastinate on your work.

Mom: "What are you doing! Your supposed to be doing homework"
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."

by MeredithBVB December 15, 2012

Poopfist

When you poop and forget to use toilet paper but continue through and use your hand without realizing you forgot toilet paper. Then you punch someone with the fist of the hand you used to wipe.

Pam punched Dale with a poopfist after a large bowel movement.

by Poopfist Mark January 8, 2014

Poopfart

Flatulence followed by unintentional excretion of fecal matter. See shart. Can also make a good nickname to call someone.

Nigel has poopfarted so many times that he decided it would be easier just to wear diapers.

by Some chick named Fred December 13, 2005

Poopfetty

When there is already fecal matter on a unused portion of toilet paper.

I went to the bathroom and I got some poopfetty.

by thestick169 September 28, 2009