poog

A person of the Puerto Rican persuasion.

"You lazy poog!"
"I'm hittin' that poog."
"I know she's a poog, but she's a fine honey."

by zomgitsmary January 23, 2007

Poog

When someone shits and cums in their pants

Oh no I poog my pants!!!

by iiDillon_ January 23, 2022

pooge

An older butch lesbian who holds a preference for younger femme females.

Every time I go to that bar I get hit on by a bunch of old pooges.

by Kermit the Pooge May 4, 2006

poog

Always right...no point arguing

Ah shit steve, ur fucking poog

by Silentbob May 12, 2003

Poogs

One who flaunts one of the manliest staches in the world and uses their suspender wearing authority to give summonses to the children. Legend has it that one that receives a summons will be devoured by the fine specimen's stache. When the Poogs is in a jolly mood, the Poogs mispronounces the "th" sound of a word by replacing it with the 'f' sound.

Example 1:

Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Poogs: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Poogs: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)

Example 2:

Poogs: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Poogs: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Poogs: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Poogs but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.

by Mr. Poogs is Tardy December 19, 2008

Poog

adj. Poogish, Poogishly, Poogishness. Used to describe a person or thing as either, 1. Limited in thought or concentration, or 2. Having no purpose in life, or wandering for no reason. 3. Also describes drunkedness or cloudiness of mind and use of limbs.
4. Used to decribe oneself's actions.

v. "Nadroj ambled around the park poogishly after having one too many drinks at the party."
"I sat in a poogish stupor during the math test that I had failed to study for."

by Solokin Amahimat September 27, 2005

pooge

The direct result of pulling out after anal sex, the penis is covered in a mixture of poo and spooge, or "pooge."

I fucked this filthy ass ho the other day. When I pulled out I had to wipe a ton of pooge off my cock.

by filthy spitfire March 26, 2010