Pwnaphile

A gamer who delights in defeating and demeaning children in video games, to the extent of seeking out children's games in order to beat children at them.

He's such a pwnaphile that he's been power leveling in Hello Kitty Online for the last 5 hours.

by Bladefu March 27, 2012

pogophile

A pogophile is a person who feels compelled to use a walking stick although they do not really need it. A pogophile will go about his or her daily business,moving from one place to another at breakneck speed with their walking stick hardly ever touching the ground. The majority of the pogophile population also use their walking stick as an excuse to claim extra unemployment benefits that they are not really entitled to. The pogophiles obsession with the walking stick would probably begin with a twisted ankle where they used a crutch for a while and realised that people were giving them their undivided attention. They would then take advantage of this situation by claiming to have other ailments affecting their abilities to walk,hence the need for a walking stick. In a nut-shell,the pogophile is an able bodied person tring to pass themselves off as being disabled.

boy "is that man on a pogo stick?" dad "no son,that's just a walking stick that he doesn't need. He's a pogophile."

by harray shipmonay March 28, 2008

Pornaphile

a person who master bates wile watching porn.

He si a pornaphile

by dat kids child June 7, 2019

Panphilesthesia

A word used to describe the sensation of feeling all of the love you could possibly feel and all the love you have ever failed to feel in your life up until the moment. For when that ocean of feeling invades you and fills every empty space in your mind. By definition, even the word Panphilesthesia cannot adequately describe Panphilesthesia, and to even attempt to describe the sensation is futile to those who have not experienced it.

It is usually only possible to experience Panphilesthesia on very high doses of psychedelic drugs, like LSD, DMT, or Psilocybin mushrooms, but some people claim to have experienced it through intense meditation and breathing exercises as well.

Jordan: "Hey Sam, you seem a lot more cheerful since you boofed 5g of Psilocybin Mushrooms. Did you experience Panphilesthesia?"

Sam: "It was indescribable. It was this overwhelming feeling of love that was so blinding in its beauty and intensity that it shattered my mind."

Jordan: "Woah, dude".

by Street Louis March 24, 2021

Penophile

artist obsession with pens

penophile: this pens getting old, gotta replace it with a younger one

by thotacus June 28, 2018

Podaphile

When a friend or family member touches your IPod without your consent.

Quit touching my Ipod you look like a podaphile!

by Draxx them Sklounst July 23, 2012

pokephile

when people have an obsession over pokemon so much that they have sex with their pokemon toys/cards/video games etc.
pretty much the most psyced biacthes ever to live on the earth
the plan to take over the world with their pokeballs and pokefanny's

ash-"i did pikachu last night"
misty-"ohmefuckinggee! im a pokephile too!"

pikachu-"ash is such a pokephile"

by maezap October 14, 2006