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poklen

A word used from Brunei to define a person who doesn't know how to spell thing/ doesn't know how to speak proper english/ someone who acts fake to get attention.
someone who is too arrogant to take off the 'z' and 'x' from any word.

p/s: if youre not a poklen, you'll maybe spell everything in complete words.
Oh MaIixXxX GoDz!!! i LuFfZzZzz YoUhXxX!

FaAnXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!


fuck off, poklen.
by laalow March 7, 2009
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son of a pokle

When someone calls you a “son of a pokle” it is the highest form of insult. This is about ten times worse than being called a “son of a b*tch” and it means that the person who said it has a strong belief that you should go die in hole because no one likes you
Damn, that guy is so annoying...what a son of a pokle!
by Bob Ross <3 pewdepie November 24, 2019
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Penkleptic

A person whom pathologically pilfers pens.
Have a sammich and watch Bro; Dre goin Penkleptic, check out the pocket full of ink shes been jackin from the desk monkeys.
by DrE*vil February 12, 2012
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ponsler

A really good person, who is really easy to laugh with, and also has a big, powerful, strong, gurthy, vaney, muscle-y penis.
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That man is a real ponsler
by Earn dick head March 13, 2017
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Mighty Pockle

The Biggest cheekiest cunt in the Universe. He/she is the most cheeky entity on earth and comes up with the cheekiest jokes. Usually a small white British kid whos arms are the size of noodles. and has really fucked up teeth.
This kid is a Mighty Pockle! His teeth are so yellow too!
by MightyPockleBeast69 February 18, 2017
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Poklens

Base on my understanding, a poklen is a term used to refer to an anti-social youth subculture in Brunei.

These "Poklens" are the mix of Roadmen, Chav or a Ned, HypeBeast, Fuccbois.

How do you recognize a poklen? Simple. They ride bikes across the neighbourhood, hangout with friends and joke around loud in public (they have no respect for anyone).

They vape a lot of times, they wear caps backwards and forwards. They have dyed hair, they think they're cool but they're not as they are seen as a worst excuse for a human being. They have this certain way of talking or typing. Usually with bad grammar and broken english.

They have this addiction to mainstream designer clothing or shoes like Supreme, Jordans, Thrasher, Gucci, Led Shoes.

They have Twitter, Facebook, Twitter accounts as well. Having names that don't make any sense or just plain cringe. If I had a penny for everytime I cringe, my bank account would be in 7 digits by now.
Dude 1: Yo, who is this poklen loser who followed me on Twitter?

Dude 2: I wanna see that shit

Dude 1: (Shows a cringy Twitter account of a poklen)

Dude 2: (Barfs) Yo...dude....you gotta block that mofo.

Poklens: Uneducated Delinquent loser
by RandomInternetUser December 28, 2017
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Ponkie

Ponkie is known as a womans private parts, snatch, and Vagina.

ponkie=vagina donkie = penis
Whew I can smell her ponkie from a mile away
by Gary Jingles March 23, 2010
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