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Zoey Pollock

An extremely beautiful woman with an amazing first and last name.

This species of name is rare, and must be careful around, as if you disturb them, they may attack.
Some common traits of this combination include but is not limited to -

- Randomly screaming
- Eye twitching
- Very sensitive
- Loves dogs
- Can't take a joke
Once you get a Zoey Pollock in your life don't lose her!
"Oh why are your eyes twitching man" "You're acting like a Zoey Pollock"
"No woman in this world is as beautiful and amazing as a Zoey Pollock"
by MrLuigiRPG December 12, 2019
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Pollock the Porcelain

Diarrhea of such an extreme and explosive nature as to render the inside of one's toilet bowl like a concave representation of a Jackson Pollock painting.

May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.

Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."
Pollock the Porcelain: verb

"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."
by Dick Gazzina May 21, 2007
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pollock toe lock

The act of inserting one's toe into an unsuspecting vagina to which the female quickly clinches causing the inserter to fight to get their toe back out.
How did Gabe break his toe this weekend?

He broke it in that soccer girl's vagina.

I warned him about trying to Pollock Toe Lock an athlete.
by Txspike October 7, 2011
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jackson pollock face paint

While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.
Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.
by DancemasterJ October 10, 2020
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Windy Jackson Pollock

A windy Jackson Pollock is when you take laxatives before having sex and have rough anal, after climax you then fart on your partners face
I’m gonna need a good shower after my girl gives me a windy Jackson Pollock
by OnionDefinitions October 23, 2020
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pollock

A slang term for Polish people. Usually meant as an insult. Often heard in western Pennsylvania. Pollocks often have an uncontrollable love of Polka music.
Donnie - "I had Kraut and Kielbasa for dinner last night"

Jim - "you're such a pollock"
by Donnie Iris June 11, 2006
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Jackshit Pollock

(verb) the act of having diarrhea so badly that when you finish emptying your bowels it looks like you splatter painted the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
"I think I must have eaten some bad fish tonight because I just Jackshit Pollocked that Shell bathroom."
by Ms_TaySti8 November 19, 2015
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