Poke

A hybrid composed of a pun and a joke. Usually very corny and very cliche.

Joe: "Hey, Luke! Check out my new guitar pic!"

Luke: "Why you gotta be so PICKY, Joe??? HAHAHAHA"

Joe: "...Nice poke, Luke."

by CourtJester09 July 12, 2007

Poke

verb: shorthand slang for having sex in the back seat of an Audi, getting pregnant, and then having a partial birth abortion

Brenda got poked today.

by Lopa February 6, 2004

Poke

Poke is a way to virtually molest people on facebook.

Boy: i just poked you
Girl: Eww you sicko.

by the poke master March 9, 2011

Poke

Similar to a bump, except the intention is to check if someone is there. Almost always used in groupchats, DM, or other forms of texting.

Hey, is David awake?
Not sure, I'll poke him for you.

by PandACT May 14, 2017

Poke

To have sex from the male perspective, meaning a man can "poke" a woman but a woman can't "poke" a man. The word cums from the action of a penis during sex.

He poked her last night

You can have a poke if you'd like

by CromBomb August 3, 2016

Poke

Something often done by people either bored, or wanting attention, for example, myself.

Me- *Poke*
Other Person- STOP POKING ME.
Me- *giggle, POKE*

by OliOzzicle October 1, 2010

Poke

to bang a girl frontal and rear at the same time "double insertion".

We were hammered and we poked that girl

by queen of england December 30, 2004