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Pockethoe

Your last resort, but not a sidechick. This girl is just there so you dont have to be alone when you are feeling some type of way, The girl that always says yes.
my pockethoe is coming over tonight because nooneelseresponded to my text.
by Ant thompson March 17, 2015
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Pocketboo

/pah-ket-bu/

Noun
1. An individual, male or female, who is interested in you, but they will always be a backup plan i.e. in your pocket

2. An individual who you are not completely interested in, but they are a possible contender

3. Not to be mistaken with the side boo, because you do not regularly indulge in interaction with this individual

4. The creator of the term pocketboo regrets to inform readers that if the criterion mentioned above applies to you, then you may in fact, be a pocketboo.

Pocketboo Levels:
Level 1: Friend

a. You have not had altercations with

b. Most likely the individual only has a crush on you for more than 2 months

Level 2: Contact friend

a. You have had altercations with this individual
b. Individual is aware of their place in the friend zone
c. Individual knows their place in the pocket

Level 3: Attractive

a. Possibility of relationship is minimal
b. Physical appearance is extremely and aesthetically pleasing to the pocket holder
Level 4: The Ex
a. May or may not have a difficult personality to tolerate

b. Always will be there for the pocket holder i.e. flat tire fixer

c. Closest to the real boo, but history impedes on the ability of building a future with this specific pocketboo
I have a boyfriend, but Trent is my pocketboo.
by Tia Holley January 29, 2015
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pocketpost

Shitpost that involves pockets. Invented by r/5t44t4yf5frt3
time to shitpost, pocketpost time too
by Nekromancers May 20, 2022
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knocking pocketbooks

When 2 gay men are going full-force after the same man or thing
I'm sure you'd make a great roommate, but I think we'd just end up knocking pocketbooks.
by Rovich68 January 18, 2015
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Air out the pocketbook

Leaving your underwear off while you sleep. AKA, giving the vajayjay a breather.
I'm going to air out the pocketbook tonight. I ran 10 miles today, the cooter's a bit sweaty.
by Nimmphomaniac September 5, 2016
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pocketfox

a pocketfox is a mythical tiny fox that fits in your pocket. It comes in handy in stores with long lines, especially in urban areas. It's main function is to scatter and terrify the chickens in the "henhouse" However, it can also be used to hurry the geese along when crossing a street.
The line in Ikea was sooo long and full of cluckers. I could have used my pocketfox.
by 500what June 30, 2010
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pocketbook

Similar to pocket dial, pocketbook refers to any Facebook message, status update, etc. that is accidentally created as a result of your phone being unlocked while in your pocket.
Dude, wtf is this facebook message you sent me: "Ggggggghhhfk"???

My bad bro, I must have pocketbooked you.
by MississippiDave February 24, 2010
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