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plumping

(1) When one or more men go out to a club, bar, or McDonald's for the sole purpose of hitting on and/or hooking up with overweight, fat, or, preferably, obese women.

(2) A great american pasttime, also known as "fat macking"
" Hey man, me and John are gonna go plumping tonight, would you like to accompany us?"

"I would LOVE to attend, I thoroughly enjoy plumping!"
by Nolan Collins November 2, 2007
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Double Plumkin with cheese

The art of having your cock sucked while taking a shit and eating a burger, preferably with bacon.
Monica gave me a plumkin last night. fortunately, i had a burger so it evolved into the double plumkin with cheese!
by Powerphone Tube Steak October 3, 2009
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Plunking

When u use a piece of wood and hit someone with mainly annoying and stupid people
Yo Let’s go plunking. I know who to plunk
by KADONKY August 18, 2018
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reverse plumbing

When the hot pipe is connected to the cold side of a sink or shower and the cold pipe is connected to the hot side, making it so when you turn the hot knob you get cold water and when you turn the cold knob you get hot water.
I had the hot water knob on for five minutes and it still didn't warm up. It was then that I realized that the sink had reverse plumbing.
by chonk cat December 17, 2011
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Deep sea plumbing

It is when you stick your dick far into the toilet's trapway to fuck the pipes. It simulates real sex and unclogs the pipes
Hustler 1: Yo dog, I can't afford no hoes no more after the GST got raised
Hustler 2: How big's your dick?
Hustler 1: Man I use it as a tripod sometimes when my legs get tired
Hustler 2: Just go deep sea plumbing, you feel me?
by Megatard Maximum October 22, 2019
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Plumming

Plumming is where an alpha human grasps a plum firmly and shoves it hard into someone’s arse so their anus starts bleeding and they start urinating
Oh my fuk Keith’s had a plumming
by Clitflab July 9, 2019
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plumbing squirrel

The act of inserting your nut into her vagina, performed during doggy-style anal sex.
"Dude, she finally let me give her the plumbing squirrel last night."
by Harman February 10, 2005
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